The candles are lit, soft music is playing in the background and you and your honey are painstakingly arousing every inch of each other’s bodies, when there is a knock on the door, “Mom! Dad! What’s going on in there?”
Okay, scratch the candles, the music and the foreplay. Even the odds that you are actually having sex behind that closed door instead of paying bills, putting laundry away, or if you’re really naughty–catching up on Breaking Bad–may be slim to none. But let’s just imagine that you actually are having sex behind that door–the kids actually are entertaining themselves and you’ve seized the chance, rushed in your room, shoved the clean laundry off the bed, and are fumbling through a quickie with most of your clothes still on– hey, you’re actually doing it and it’s good, and you’re about to come–when you hear the knock.
What do you yell through the door to get your kids to go away and let you finish the task at hand?
Some quick-thinking moms I know say things like, “We’re talking about what type of dog we’re getting!”
Or, “We’re talking about Christmas secrets!”
The goal is to get them to want to leave you alone without getting suspicious.
Leave a comment and tell us what’s the best excuse you’ve yelled through the door at your kids so that you and your partner can finish what you’ve started?